"In war, victory. In peace, vigilance. In death, sacrifice."
"Killing is an art...and I am a master."
"

fandom-pride:

My 99 year old great grandfather was at my house for Christmas and we were watching cake boss because it’s his favourite show, except it was already recorded so I fast forwarded through the commercial and my grandpa screamed and said “WHAT ARE YOU DOING?? ARE YOU TIME TRAVELLING?? ELLIE YOU CAN’T DO THAT”

(Source: bandom-pride, via worldwideweeaboo)

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7 hours ago

tresantes:

fruit salad 

*deep voice* yummy yummy

(via suspend)

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8 hours ago

vinebox:

That laugh tho

(via sniffing)

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8 hours ago

andrewbreitel:

potayto:

do people really still say me gusta

what

im pretty sure every single spanish speaking person does

(via humortastic)

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8 hours ago
awwww-cute:


Told him to get off the top of the car, he did this

awwww-cute:

Told him to get off the top of the car, he did this

(via nikinapalm)

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8 hours ago
teenjuwel:


This discribes my cooking skills perfectly.

teenjuwel:

This discribes my cooking skills perfectly.

(via horny-macaroni)

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8 hours ago

thevoluntaryistpunk:

I’m so punk rock I listen to whatever the fuck sounds good to me.

(via carryonmy-assbutt)

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8 hours ago

hotboysofficial:

"I have read the Terms and Conditions"image

(via potter-merlin)

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8 hours ago

kaltlyn:

"we can get mcdonalds on the way home"

image

(via magicul)

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