"In war, victory. In peace, vigilance. In death, sacrifice."
"Killing is an art...and I am a master."
"

beware-the-leopard:

thedeandobbs:

And so the world fell to it’s knees.

I love this post.

(Source: burniebugburns, via spoopynenohi)

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wailordead:

wailordead:

when you peel a sticker off something and it does the thing

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the thing

(Source: ghostho, via greetings)

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antlor:

people who hate on flannel are not worth your time, you OWN that lumberjack look and chop down the haters

(via spoopysolas)

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sadakomoose:

john-egberts-floating-arms:

rick-sanchez:

camiekahle:

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

I’m fucking dying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QR7pBKJJ98Q

There, it’s a lion king reference

(Source: mycroftly, via the-chakaa-khaan)

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spookscas:

newtsbubblebutt:

shadowpaintedrose:

livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

euclase2:

"Your art has a nobility about it that you don’t often see in fanart."

LOLOLOL

LOOOOOOOLLLL

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I didn’t think I could love you more

that chicken nugget really speaks to me though

is that the messiah or a chicken nugget

i genuinely thought this was a cute little sponge the whole time. but yes nugget will do, very good.

(via kingloptr)

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WHEN ONE IS EXPECTING

vladthespoopypumpkin:

maliciaous:

imyourdestinymotherfucker:

Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):

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BUT WAIT

THIS:

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IS:

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SOME:

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OF THE BRILLIANT:

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STUFF IT HAS IN IT:

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WHAT THE HELL

sammyfrommiami

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botherandbefuddle:

zourrifying:

reason to not become an adult

  • you can’t use the ‘my mum said i can’t go’ excuse to blow someone off

my mum has invited me over for dinner

my mum needs help with furniture

my mum just got a new phone and needs my help

my mum spoke to me from the grave and told me u need to stop inviting me out

(Source: stealmyghoul, via renegons)

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yoncevevo:

xerneas:

yoncevevo:

xerneas:

I’ve been eating tacos for the last 4 days….

4 tacos a day 4 x 4= 40

40 tacos omg…..

4 x 4 = 40

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Oops I meant 24 lol.

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rodimuskun:


tay-bee submitted:
so I heard you like dogs

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rodimuskun:

 submitted:

so I heard you like dogs

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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herspanic:

I would betray all of you in the Hunger Games 

(via sorry)

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